Wednesday, 19 August 2009

tellllll me this didnt happen!

this summer has so many highs :') that i never want to forget..

'BIG RONALD, BRAP BRAP.. W.O.M!'
- 4 bags of green rhys?
..how about i get you some Kappa trainers that actually have APPA on the end Kappa :)
verbally friggggid angel?
'do me up the duff gorgeous'

basically, he gels his fringe down to his eyes with Oxfams 'grease NO on or off, just on' gel - then his mum drags him through a bush backwards & whacks some more gel into it - he then pops a new york 'IM NOT A' yankee cap over all of it.. & not to mention he's so hard someone knocked his front tooth out & he reckons he's gonna' get it 'gold capped' - yet he can't even afford broadband?
no need to forget the fact he barely manages to own his own jumpers that say something OTHER than 'everlast' or 'lonsdale'.. & there ain't even the 'ever' on the front of last.
hand-me-downs springs to mind? .. mm, you just can't help someone beyond help.

oh sweetheart, didn't anyone mention crosshatching was last season? it's PLAID this year.
please tell me that ain't yo' mum? HELLL TO THE NAAAA'L.
S.O.L. fo'life.
u are.. finally.. everything that disgusts me, in one :') so therefore, i declare u.. a waste of space, in-humane & more than most.. U AINT GOT MUCH GOIN FOR YA AV YA LOVE?

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